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Joke of the Day

"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""

"In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet."

"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."

"Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he's a Wrap God"

"I watched a programmer do stand-up comedy. I've gotta say, I loved his bits."

"There were two peanuts walking down the street... ...and one was assaulted peanut."

"My grandma got me a gift card to Walmart for my birthday. She told me not to spend it all in one place."

"Boss says, ""its the 3rd time you've been late this week! Do you know what that means??"" Me, ""err... It's Wednesday?"""

"That's about as useful as... ...Anne Frank's drumkit."

"I call my bedroom 'The place where the magic happens' because one night a guy locked me in a box and tried to saw me in half."