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Joke of the Day

"It's way more acceptable to be fat if you have an SUV."

"Where do suicide bombers go after they die All over the place"

"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."

"The virgin I like my men like I like my sci-fi movies... to boldly go where no man has gone before!"

"If a giant talking rabbit were trying to steal my cereal, I'd probably be too busy screaming and stabbing to call him ""silly."""

"Somewhere in Africa... a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."

"Kids are like smoking cigarettes. I love them for about 5 minutes a day, until I realize that they are slowly killing me. Jim Jefferies"

"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad...."