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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Who eats parsley?"
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"My mom bought me a bottle of whiskey as a Xmas gift... She seemed a little upset that I said she should've mailed it ahead of her visit."
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."
"The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, ""Where is the water main?"" so I turned on the tap & said, ""Right here, main."""
"My friend crashed his plane recently his life has been heading in a downward spiral."
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""
"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."