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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
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"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're peein'"
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house? It has a recognizable gait"
"Last night I dreamt I laid in bed all day drinking wine, eating chocolate & watching Netflix. Tomorrow I'm making my dreams come true."
"Ever hear the joke about the baby with aids? Aww, man. It *never* gets old."
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of Absinthe."
"After a night of heavy drinking' there's one thing I can't stand... and that's up."
"What were the old-time gangster's last words? ""Who put this fucking violin in my violin case?!"""
"My teenage daughter is very odd She literally can't even."