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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight? - A: Claude"
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"Zayn Malik has a full beard now. He only shaves in one direction."
"Does this extra layer of cream cheese icing make my bundt look big?"
"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"
"What do you get when you cross a JOKE with a RHETORICAL QUESTION?"
"That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents."
"[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body"
"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."
"""Eat shit and die!"" -- Fly teaching his son about life"
"What did Elon Musk get after his talk on colonizing Mars? Shit questions."