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Joke of the Day
"Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change so he blew himself up in the garage."
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"Don't do suicide, kids! You'll kill yourself!"
"patients always come to the office asking about measles And I tell them, ""no no no, i don't want to make this about measles. Let's talk about yousles"""
"People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after."
"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"Is it safe to visit the forests of Germany? I heard there could be a baum."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
"I was the first person to install trampolines in musician's tour buses and now everybody is jumping on the bandwagon."
"How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out? 9 months"
"Boy: Do you like parties? Girl: Yes, why? Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"