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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of opening a Christian sex shop. I'm going to call it, Condemnation."
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"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."
"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.""...... Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"I told my friend I was traveling to Seattle... He asked who attle was."
"Sunday is an attractive person at the bar who turns out to be religious"
"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."
"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"