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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."

"what's the cheapest force? centrifrugal"

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"I have great muscle memory I totally remember when I was in shape."

"The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law."

"A scientist claims to have 100,000 pieces of evidence that Bigfoot exists. How about one, a f#cking Bigfoot??"

"What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed."

"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."

"If I had a dollar for every time Greece made a bad economical decision Their economy would still be failing."

"How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool? ""Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"""