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Joke of the Day

"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"

"Me: Can you believe that after all that crap they're still together!?! Friend: Who ? Me: My butt-cheeks"

"I phoned the police. I said, ""A girl is being raped in the park!"" He said, ""You're going to need to be more specific than that."" I said, ""You kinky bastard."""

"Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !"

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"

"Joke What's the difference between a dick and an ass? I don't know, but your mom seems to enjoy the combination of both."

"Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind."

"Do you like oranges? Well I am bad at colloquialisms! How you like them oranges?!?!"

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"