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Joke of the Day
"What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ? She kicked the bucket !"
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"WIFE: no no no I loved your vows I just thought you could've used the word 'bloodthirsty' a little less"
"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"
"How do all racist jokes start? *Scans over left shoulder, scans over right shoulder*"
"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"
"The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day."
"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"
"What can you use to fill your butt crack? Ass-fault"
"I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM, BECAUSE GRANDPA FORGOT TO WEAR HIS HEARING AIDS AGAIN!"
"George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary! His voting machines didn't really give me a choice."