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Joke of the Day
"What did the deaf, blind, retarded kid get for Christmas Cancer."
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"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"
"*sticks switchblade into bag of NES cartridges, licks tip of knife, nods to boss* It's good."
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"Mrs.Potato seemed genuinely upset that her husband was missing, but the smell of French fries in her kitchen made the detectives suspicious."
"How do doctors treat mesothelioma? Asbestos they can."