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Joke of the Day
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
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"When people are kissing in public, it's weird how angry they get when you try and join in."
"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."
"If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money."
"Guess I should've left..""Guest appearance on Cops"" off my resume"
"Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans."
"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"
"Dropped my son for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you're supposed to pick them up?"
"Choose your pet name wisely because you'll be yelling it out in your neighborhood if you lose them. *uses falsetto voice* MR. SMOOCHES!!"
"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"