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Joke of the Day
"A man goes to the proctologist The doctor gave him a thumbs up."
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"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out... I say bought I actually stole it off a short fat, ginger kid"
"A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou"
"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."
"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."
"Working on a theory that Johnny Depp died shortly after The Rum Diary and filthy scarves and wigs are simply wheeled onto movie sets now"
"I'm Jealous of my imaginary friend because he has a real friend"
"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"
"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Asian people, when surprised, look similar to white people who are staring into the sun"