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Joke of the Day
"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."
Next Joke
"What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds? There's 20 of them."
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"
"Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work? 'Cause it had a hard drive."
"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"
"You know what gets me about karma whores?"
"I'm not gonna be able to come out tonight I already sat down"