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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Woman who can balance 3 pints of Lager on her head? Beatrix"
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"My girlfriend needs an abortion.... And Mexico is gonna pay for it."
"Why can't a T-rex clap? Because there extinct."
"I like my woman like I like my cheese... White American."
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"What was Saddam Husseins favourite TV show? Despot Housewives"
"Some call it alcoholism, I call it ""keeping my emotions hydrated"""
"When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing? When you're buying salt."
"With the unemployment rate so high, why are people still getting neck tattoos?"
"My mom asked if i would stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis... I said ""Maybe""."