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Joke of the Day

"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."

"I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!"

"""I can't believe after all this shit that they're still together..."" ""Who?"" Said a curious bastard. ""My buttcheeks."""

"What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere? Salmon en route"

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"Would you like to know the best way to avoid drama? Just stop going to plays!"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a pizza? A gay guy doesn't come in a box."

"How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb? Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb."