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Joke of the Day
"50% of Asians have cataracts. The other 50% drive rinkins."
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"Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice"
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"What do you call Batman when he ditches church? Christian Bale"
"Did you know Jesus has nice abs? He does crossfit."
"What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not? Not even, homes"
"[Being murdered at Walmart] Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can't know I shopped here"
"Why did the Carpenters wife leave him? Because he was screwing around."
"Kanye goes to law school just so he can yell THE DEFENSE WESTS YOUR HONOR and moonwalk out of the courtroom. The defendant is executed."