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Joke of the Day

"You know what gets me about karma whores?"

"Me: Is that seat taken? You: You are pointing at my face... Me: I know."

"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."

"Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one."

"What happens when i find a good joke? I reddit."

"What do Popeye's fingers smell like? Olive oil."

"Hey, Cap'n Crunch. You've been a captain since 1963. Dude, I don't think admiral is happening for you."

"What game do Africans play everyday? THE HUNGER GAMES (I'M GOING TO HELL)"

"Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? A: To see how long he slept."

"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."