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Joke of the Day

"Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian? As a Canadian, this offends me."

"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."

"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"

"I was walking in the park... ..and I saw a beautiful girl. I went up to her, spark flew, she fell at my feet and before I knew it we were having sex. God do I love my new taser."

"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"

"A black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender tells them to get out."

"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a lentil on me."

"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"

"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila"