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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"
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"The scariest moment in any man's life is when his wife stops talking and it's his turn to say something in a conversation he's been ignoring"
"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."
"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"
"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."
"'Ukraine's crisis has been caused by the west.' - Putin"
"recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is"
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"Me: My blood pressure is sky high. I need to get my affairs in order. Him: Make a will? Me: I was thinking flings with hot men, but OK."