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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with one arm? Hand Solo"
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"Why did the viper viper nose ? Because the adder adder hankerchief !"
"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
"Joke about guys cooking It's not gay as long as the mitts don't touch"
"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."
"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."
"20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope and no jobs. God please don't kill Kevin Bacon."
"I have awful jet lag The WiFi on this airliner is just terrible"
"what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4"