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Joke of the Day
"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."
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"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"
"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"
"I remixed a remix... ...& it was back to normal!"
"i can confirm that Somali pirates have intercepted my shipment of 20,000 glossy 8x10 headshots and are using them for vile purposes"
"[Emergency Room] MRS. PINATA: Will my husband make it, doc? DOCTOR *slurping on sucker*: We'll do what we can but he's lost a lot of candy"
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."
"What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common? the harder you hit 'em the more english you get"