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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one makes fun of the gay kid who hung himself? Because it's low-hanging fruit"
Next Joke
"My daughter just announced she's SICK of stupid-ass people. I said ""Oh darlin, you're gonna feel ill for a long time.. they're everywhere."""
"Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes? Because they're paid to."
"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."
"Someone asked a ship captain if the rumor that he can't swim is true. ""Yes,"" he replied. ""Can pilots fly?"""
"I don't care if you're here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house."
"Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later."
"Pants Up Don't Loot"
"What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet? The winner of hide and seek."
"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"