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Joke of the Day
"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"
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"I think it would be totes adorbz if I throat punched you the next time you say 'totes adorbz'"
"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."
"I like my KitKat like I like my girls: Two at once."
"Why did the Seattle Seahawks and the Denver Broncos made it to the finals? Because they want that **Super Bowl!**"
"Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan."
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number? Nought two sixty."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender says would you like a beer? Descartes says ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."