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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."
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"How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!"
"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."
"Always the camel, never the toe."
"Hitler did nothing wrong ...... with his art, in my opinion."
"An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"An Existential Question If given the choice between eating outside and watching the Nickelodeon network, what would you do? I'd pick Nick."
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
"My butcher introduced me to his wife the other day... He brought her out and said, ""meet patty"""