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Joke of the Day

"And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman."

"What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat? A Neko."

"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""

"At this point, it's kind of embarrassing if your pet isn't a YouTube sensation."

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? ""I don't wanna be o-ba-ma self."" _________ (Not original)"

"Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy."

"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."

"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."

"To all the nerds out there There are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"The best part of vacation is not having to brush your teeth!"