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Joke of the Day

"What file turns a 1mm hole into a 10mm hole? A paedophile."

"The 2014 world limbo champion walks into a bar... and loses his title."

"Need expensive surgery? Tell a surgeon you're auditioning a few before picking one. Have them do the surgery then say ""OK I'll let you know"""

"Blind people of reddit. See what I did there?"

"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."

"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""

"Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's? They didn't speak sine language."

"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."

"Did you hear about the surgeon that got sacked for having sex with his patients? It's a shame really. He was a damn good vet."

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."