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Joke of the Day
"This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line."
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"The Chinese stock market... >Is the safest market in the world, the most transparent market, the least fluctuating market, the most democratic market."
"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"
"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."
"What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"
"Where does lonely soup go? To a brothel."
"I used to feel like a man trapped in a woman's body then I was born."
"As a literalist, I can't watch porno... There's too many holes in the plot. I thought of this while reading a reddit comment section, so thank you reddit :)"
"Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free."
"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."