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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ? A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too."

"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."

"What's the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."

"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."

"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."

"Went out drinking at the bar last night. Took a cab home. Trying to figure out what to do with the cab in my garage?"

"Why did H kill itself? Because the G-had!"