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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""

"What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr? Trigger-Nometry"

"What did the man quietly say to himself after farting in a crowded elevator? Thanks a lot, asshole."

"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."

"My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now they won't let me touch any of the power tools."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Hot, black, bitter, and pregnant."

"Law of attraction to females If I had a nickel for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive."

"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!"