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Joke of the Day

"""Dad, why couldn't the doctors save grandpa's life? ""Doesn't matter son, he would have suffocated in the coffin"""

"What is a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period."

"What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maize."

"My girlfriend and I went to the Renaissance fair and saw a minstrel get cut in the arm He's gonna be okay though, my girlfriend had just the thing to stop the flow of minstrel blood"

"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."

"I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like ""omg do u think he likes me???"""

"3 men go to a strawberry stand... they buy some strawberries. They get stomach aches from eating the strawberries. They put on their hats and go off to work with stomach aches"

"Plot twist *Where do YOU see ME in 5 years.."

"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."

"Even if you disagree with his politics you have to admit that for a second term president he doesn't even look pregnant."