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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of the window."

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"Isn't it ironic that crocodiles like water and people who wear Crocs are douchbags. Ok, maybe I don't know what ironic means."
"Q: What is the definition of Death? A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly."
"If you don't have anything nice to say, tweet that sh*t."
"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"Did you hear about the microbiologist who travelled around the world? He was a man of many cultures"
"Tsipras and Varoufakis now have a mandate. They will probably go for some retsina and gyros and perhaps catch a movie afterwards."
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"
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