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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."
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"What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner? ""Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"""
"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"
"What do you call a cow that's missing a leg? A 3 legged cow"
"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"
"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."
"Went to the doctor I told him everytime I have sex I cry. He explained it's from the mace."
"what did the black boys dad do for him for christmas nothing, he had no presence"
"How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama? You kick her sister in the chin!"
"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."