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Joke of the Day

"Steven Hawking nearly died last year. Luckily they sorted him out, they just switched him off and back on again."

"What killed the Imgur front page? The Grim Reappost"

"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken."

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"

"My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person."

"I saw a lady with 12 nipples the other day... Sounds weird dozen tit?"

"I used to work as a prostitute... ... due to lack of fucks to give I quit my job."

"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"