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Joke of the Day
"What letter never satisfies it's wife? The quick E"
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"I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars."
"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"
"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants The bartender asks whats up with the wheel on his pants. The pirate responds with ""Yarr, it's driving me nuts."""
"Bert is walking with Albert through the park and says, ""I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."" Albert says, ""What's the name of his other leg?"""
"What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common? They both hurt your arsehole"
"What's big grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !"
"Answering your cell when you don't recognize the number is basically like picking up a hitchhiker. You're probs gonna die."
"What do you get when you cross a republican house with a democratic senate?"