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Joke of the Day

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

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"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"
"Why does the pedophile like Halloween? Free shipping."
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