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Joke of the Day
"*wakes up in a cold sweat* Ohhhh OVERALLS because you wear them over all your other clothes"
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"I woke up in the middle of the night and wrote ""dentists are liars"" into my phone. Not really sure what the plan is with that."
"What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear? A cheeseburka"
"if ur getting chased by a bunch of drunk 90's kids just yell out ""in west Philadelphia born & raised"" then u got like 2 min to run"
"What did both the bomb expert and the digital clock maker say to their mother? Look, Ma! No hands!"
"I'm just sick of the mixed signals, babe. One second you're changing your phone number and the next you're filing a restraining order."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christoper Walken"
"Shoutout to Beethoven!"
"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Drugs, normally."""
"[interview] So your resume says you used to be in the theater yes that is correct What made you leave it? well, the movie ended so"