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Joke of the Day
"Girl, I like you so much, I might even let you hold my phone....some day, while its locked"
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"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."
"I like to yell ""Aloha, Captain Future!"" when I see someone using an iPad in public."
"What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna"
"Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old."
"What do you call a waffle that burps too much? A belchin waffle."
"Sometimes it's not about missing someone, it's about reloading and trying again."
"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot..."
"Easiest and quickest way to get me to shut up, open my mouth and get on my knees is to simply make it rain Skittles."
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."