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Joke of the Day
"Why does the pedophile like Halloween? Free shipping."
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"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"
"A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word ""bifurcated"" during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him."
"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."
"What kind of health insurance does a llama need? Ollamacare"
"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there"
"It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as ""how is she still employed."""
"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... But I can only walk so fast."
"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"
"How does a black woman know that she's pregnant? The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)"