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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."

"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."

"""God I wish I was riding a dinosaur right now."" - My brain, circa now."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"Best advice for men about women Never try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""

"A pirate walks into a brothel and says... ""ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!"" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D"

"I used to have a great job as a lifeguard, until this blue kid got me fired."

"I was kicked out of mime school once. I hadn't put the safety lock on and my finger guns went off. The whole class took cover in their boxes"