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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."
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"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."
"When I get alzheimer's I'm going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day."
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"What's Goku's favorite subject? Super Science."
"All alcohol will make my clothes fall off... tequila just makes that happen in public."
"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"
"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."