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Joke of the Day
"How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells? He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor."
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"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land."
"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."
"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."
"Why do i call my dick ""chess""? because it's hard as fuck for 6 year olds"
"Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice? A: He keeps having to eat his words."
"Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work."