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Joke of the Day

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"Interviewer: Why did you Leave your last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their Office & Didn't Tell me where it is....!!"

"Why are people afraid to talk to black people? Their scared they'll say something nigative"

"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."

"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."

"What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? I only have eyes for ewe, dear "

"Did you hear what happened between the cook and the onion? I think there was a fight. It got a little dicey and tears were shed."

"i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my parents there's no jesus"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"

"I tried to google image search Rorschach tests... but all I could find were pictures of boobs."