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Joke of the Day
"Why do i call my dick ""chess""? because it's hard as fuck for 6 year olds"
Next Joke
"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"
"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend? He nectar!"
"Too many people are obsessing over Frozen. They need to let it go"
"My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you ha ha!"
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."