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Joke of the Day

"Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work."

"Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight."

"Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum"

"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time... are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."

"Ever heard of rodeo sex? NSFW That's where you mount her from behind, then lean forward and whisper ""this is how your sister liked it."" and see if you can stay on for ten seconds! :)"

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"

"One man asks another, ""What's the best thing about 28 year olds?"" ""There's twenty of them,"" replies the pedophile"