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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."
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"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"
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"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"
"Billy has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. Billy has diabetes."
"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."
"Batman giving his Batmobile to robin Batman: Robin, im giving you my Batmobile. Robin: aww really batman? thanks! Batman: yes, its 555-522-8626"
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"It's not on a map, or some app. MILLER LIGHT"