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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know what makes me smile? Face muscles"
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"NEVER challenge a chinese man If he says he can do something in the blink of an eye, chances are he's gonna be quicker than you."
"I was going to make a joke about testicles But I better not. It seems to make people teste."
"I worry a $15 min wage will hurt the long-term viability of my small business where I sell expired milk to people I went to high school with"
"I went up to Serena Williams. I said, ""Serena, what's your favourite planet?"" She said, ""It's Venus."" I said, ""Oh sorry, Venus, what's your favourite planet?"""
"I have decided to leave my past behind me.. so If I owe you money..I'm sorry. but I've moved on."
"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."
"I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break. My boss didn't buy that ""Lisa Ann gets creampied"" is a clown video"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on ""America's Most Wanted."""