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Joke of the Day
"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
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"How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek)."
"My chem teacher was talking about salt the other day and I was bored as fuck... I was about to make a Sodium pun but Na"
"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."
"How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde."
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."
"Monster now makes an energy drink which is part tea and part lemonade. The name of the drink is ""Rehab"", which begs the question... Is there something Arnold Palmer isn't telling us?"
"Did you hear about the sarcastic washing machine? It takes the piss out of your knickers."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? It was a while ago... but I heard he's al right now"