148898
Joke of the Day
"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
Next Joke
"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers? They can't even."
"Traffic wardens are so nice in my area... they always leave notes on my car like 'Parking fine'. edit: this joke is fucking awful"
"""You fancy my best friend, don't you?"" asked my wife. ""If given the choice..."" I replied, ""I'd rather have sex with you then her."" ""You mean 'than'."" ""No."""
"What's the hardest Olympic sport to master? Hurdling. There are a lot of obstacles on the way, and it's hard to get a leg up on the competition."
"Why did Donald Trump defend the size of his dick? Cuz he's gonna use it to fuck the Republican party."
"Best Joke EVER!!!! MUST READ!!!! Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh wait I forgot it... Shoot"
"Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie"
"Guy: so what u up to after this? Me: {remembering my friend said to be mysterious but quirky} probably eat a whole red onion in an alley"
"What's the difference between pudding pops and bill Cosbys dick? It's consensual when people eat pudding pops."