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Joke of the Day

"How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark."

"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."

"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."

"What did the man without a voicebox say to the person next to him?"

"[interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!"

"What's the best thing to do when someone close to you dies? Move seats."

"What does the quantum duck say? Quark Quark"

"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"

"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."

"Bad Cop: The proof is in the pudding. Good Cop: Stop putting all our evidence in pudding. Why do you keep putting our evidence in pudding?"