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Joke of the Day
"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"
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"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."
"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"
"Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality? There's no such thing as potato quality there."
"What did the Triangle say to the Circle? ""Your life is pointless."""
"Everybody knows that door handles spread disease but when I started a business to clean them and called it Knob Jobs all I got were creepy phone calls."
"imagine a stadium full of Furbies all talking at once"
"I knew a story about a midget communist prostitute... ...it was called ""Little red riding hook"""