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Joke of the Day

"Cats & Movies What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie? He paws-ed it!"

"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"

"What do you call a dead blow fish? .. A blew fish."

"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, ""I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."""

"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"

"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"TIL Steve Irwin's official cause of death was ""onset of fever"" https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/fever"

"I wish we could all agree to adjust our cultural perspective on beauty so that I could eat more."

"What's the difference between an Afghani Military Base and a Pakistani Elementary School? I don't know, I just fly the drone."