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Joke of the Day

"I tried taking Viagara the other day... I must not have swallowed it fast enough, because man oh man was my neck stiff!"

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"I'm on a diet A watermelondiet, cant eat anything bigger then a watermelon."

"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."

"My previous relationship was like a presidential term. It aged me prematurely and my replacement was elected two months before I was officially out of office!"

"First time and with a hooker They are both naked and he says -""this is my first time..."" she says -""relax and tell me what you like..."" -""cheesburguer"""

"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."

"Why did the police chief hate going into the basement? Because it was beneath his station. :P"

"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""

"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""