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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"

"I like to play music loud It's kind of my forte."

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship? Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou"

"Oh man almost forgot the trash *takes trash out, a nice little sushi place* This is great *sees wife there with the recycling* WHAT THE HELL"

"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."

"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"

"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"

"a serial killer that strangles victims with fruit by foot and eats the murder weapon afterwards"