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Joke of the Day
"I just read John F Kennedy's biography The end was mind blowing"
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"What's worse than giving Willie Nelson a blow job? Finding out it's not Willie Nelson"
"why you should never go to war against bhuddists they have respawn"
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"Why was the track runner with low self-esteem able to complete the race even after being impaled by a stray javelin? He didn't know he had it in him."
"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."
"If you're wondering if humans are idiots we hunt ducks with guns when they will walk right up to you if you have bread"
"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"
"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."