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Joke of the Day
"Humour is subjective That was a joke for those of you who didn't get it"
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"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."
"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""
"Life is like photography, we develop from the negatives."
"A fish walks into a bar the bartender asks ""What would you like?"" the fish says holding his neck ""Water""."
"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."
"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"
"Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ( )"
"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."
"Easter is almost here. So to celebrate, I'm going to get nailed and hammered like Jesus would want me to."