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Joke of the Day

"Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up."

"Yesterday, my Muslim friend ask me if I want to breakfast together It was stupid to wait at his door on 9am."

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM"

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"After lengthy reflection, I've concluded that having kids wasn't worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me."

"Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away"

"Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?"

"If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones."