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Joke of the Day
"I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana."
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"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."
"What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"
"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"
"Nietzsche tells a joke. A man walks into a bar. The man sees himself sitting at a booth in the bar. The bar blinks out of existence. God is dead."
"Chimney Whats the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney"
"People treat me like a god... They don't talk to me unless they want something."